$fred
Fred lies awake in bed, still wearing his Amazon uniform, staring at the ceiling.

I’m Fred and I’m a 30 year old amazon employee who is just trying to make it

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Flashback 2021

Fred in a black hoodie, smirking at his phone in his room at night, lit by red and green monitor glow.

I felt happiness for the first time in 2021 when I got into memecoins and NFTs and quit my office job to go all in on crypto

the boys 🚀🚀🚀 4 members
  1. Ansem just swept the floor of boryoku dragons I think this is the next big thing on SOL
  2. genwealth get a bayc you losers eth is king
  3. Ansem fred u still at the office lmao
  4. Fred not for long
  5. genwealth quit your job wagmi
  6. Ansem LFG he really gonna do it 🚀
  7. Fred printing the letter now
  8. Fred changed the group name to “retired at 25”

Nov 9, 2021

To whom it may concern,

Effective immediately, I quit.

I have found happiness. It is on-chain.

Please keep the stapler. I won’t be needing it.

— Fred

P.S. WAGMI

Five years later.

Fred’s straight-faced portrait in a navy Amazon polo with a Fred name tag.

It didn’t work out for me and unfortunately because of my 5 year resume gap no company will hire me except for Amazon

FRED

Age 30 · Open to work · Very open to work

Experience

2019 – 2021
Office job. Had a desk. Had a chair. Quit.
2021 – 2026
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2026 –
Amazon. They called back.

Applications

412 sent · 1 callback

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5:30 AM. Clock in.

Fred in an orange safety vest, holding a barcode scanner over a package under fluorescent warehouse lights, crying through gritted teeth.

Now I piss in water bottles at work and deposit my paycheck every week into the trenches trying to make it all back

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TIME CARD · FRED · WK 46

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11:52 PM.

Fred in bed at night, crying, his face lit red by his phone screen.

I can’t catch a single break I keep getting farmed or straight up rugged...

  • $MELANIA−97% Well I should’ve figured that was going to end up like that
  • $QUANT−94% I really thought that kid was legit lol
  • $RUG−99% Wow didn’t expect bundle to nuke there
  • BankBalance: $3.12
  • 5:00AM Alarm · Tomorrow
5:30 AM. Fred lies in bed in his uniform with red, tired eyes, reaching for a phone showing his portfolio down 76.4%. A list on the wall reads: Work (Amazon), Get Paid, Ape / FOMO, Get Rekt, Repeat.

Then the alarm goes off and I do it all over again

2:17 AM. Fred sits at his desk in his uniform, sweating and focused, creating a Solana token on one monitor with a chart and wallet open on another. Energy drink cans and cup noodles cover the desk.

I’m tired of these new devs who extract from every single launch for a couple dollars

I miss the 2021 days where holding actually meant something

I launched $fred so I can relive the feeling that got me hooked on crypto the feeling of believing in something

$fred token icon: Fred in an Amazon cap, warehouse behind him.

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Solana · Made by a guy with a scanner

Fred pulls his Amazon cap down over his eyes. Tattoos on his arms read ‘fred it back’ and ‘Alon’, with Solana, pill and Bitcoin symbols.

It’s time to Fred it back

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